Naked Yoga Camp, July 23-26, 2020

FAQ

Are there designated spaces for camping (tents)?

You may set up a tent you bring in designated areas. Personal tent spots are on a first-come first-choice basis.

How many guys usually attend the campout?

About 200.

Must I be naked the entire time?

While the majority of the participants are naked a majority of the time, there is no hard and fast rule that you must be naked the entire time.

What sort of facilities does the location of the campout provide?

There are porta potties, hand washing stations and outdoor showers. There's an indoor area for yoga and other workshops.

What if I'm flying into Austin, what's the best way to get to Lotus Ranch?

We recommend renting a car.

What if I've never done yoga before?

Yoga Camp is open to ALL levels of yogis! Each class is designed with multiple levels in mind so that all can enjoy. Don't worry, if you are a beginner at yoga, you will not be alone.

What if I get a boner/hard-on/woody/stiffy/pitch-a-tent/pogo-stick/bazooka/captain standish/morning wood/happy stick/full mast/dipstick/firm worm/mighty monkey/etc?

Be proud of it! Embrace your boner-ness! If you get an erection out in the open during the camp, no problem.

Is there a lot of sexual activity at the camping retreat?

Yes, but please be respectful of others at all times. Get consent before touching, kissing or hugging.

Is there a lot of drinking (alcohol) at the camping retreat?

While some people do bring alcohol to the retreat and choose to drink at various social gatherings, this is not, by any means, the focus of the retreat.

What age group typically attends the camp?

In the past, our yoga camp has had great diversity in age-range. We have a good spread of guys with age ranging from 18-80. Age 18 and up welcome!

What is the weather in Wimberley (near Austin) like in July?

It's Texas so the weather is hot in July by most standards - typically in the mid 90's during the day. At night, expect lows in the upper 70s (but it can get cooler). Rain is unlikely but you may want to bring an umbrella or poncho just in case. We recommend checking the weather for the long range forecast for Wimberley, TX prior to packing for your trip..

Can I stay on Sunday past 6PM?

No. The owners of the property require us to vacate the property by 6PM on Sunday.

Are there any women at the retreat?

The Naked Yoga Camp is a male only event.

What should I bring?

• Yoga mat (or pre-purchase one from us when you register)
• Plenty of water
• Snacks and favorite beverages
• Reusable/thermal coffee cup (we will serve coffee)
• First aid kit (baggie with band aids, antiseptic, Neosporin, etc.)
• Some warm clothing in case it gets chilly at night
• Sturdy shoes (Flip-flops may not be enough)
• Bedding and shelter of some kind (unless you are staying in the lodge)
• Garbage bags (Pack it in, pack it out)
• Any required prescriptions/contact lens supplies, or whatever else you need to maintain your health and comfort
• Toiletries (soap, toothbrush, toothpaste, etc.)
• Towels
• Flashlights and spare batteries (Headlamps are very helpful)
• Sunscreen/sunblock and sunglasses
• Lotion / lip balm
• Insect repellent
• Earplugs (Not everyone at the retreat will sleep when you do)
• Smokers: portable ashtrays to hold your cigarette butts
• Chairs
• Colorful Accessories - feathers, glitter, glow-sticks, wig, faerie wings, or perhaps your fae spirit leans to the dark side...? Whatever expresses your true nature.
• Common sense and an open mind

What should I NOT bring?

• Explosives, aerial flares, or rockets
• Fireworks
• Firearms of any kind
• Pets

Is there any other information I should know?

• There may be some attendees that are under 21. Make sure you do not provide alcohol to a minor.
• No pictures, please.